I won a free book from Small Press Distribution for writing the worst poem referencing a mother (purposely). You can subject yourself to it here, if you want. I enjoy a lot of the badness in other categories. “Bruised and forsaken like the anemone,” for example. And the haiku with a unicorn in it. This language poem/drawing also gets points for enthusiasm.
But so now I get a free book from them, less than $30. Which is daunting because they distribute a lot of books and god forbid I choose less than the most awesome. There may be note-taking involved, with complex prioritization symbols. So if you have opinions about what I should get, or want to go poking around the site and get opinions, tell me about them and I’ll pass the book onto you after.